<phragmatic> ok, then enjoy being perm banned from this channel, your attitude stinks and you will be kicked and banned everyday =)
<ChunkySalsa> lol
<ChunkySalsa> right, you dont even know which regular i am
<ChunkySalsa> plus i think your attitude stinks...as i have not done anything
<ChunkySalsa> you side with your butt buddies who yell troll for no reason
<ChunkySalsa> i actually have 3 other connections to the channel...you should be able to figure that out
<phragmatic> thanks for the info =)
<ChunkySalsa> check the join/part logs
<ChunkySalsa> to figure out who i am :D
<phragmatic> i don't care, as long as users are happy... get a life mate
<ChunkySalsa> you are sad
<ChunkySalsa> sad sad sad
<ChunkySalsa> LOL
<ChunkySalsa> hahahahahaha, thats funny
<ChunkySalsa> you see that?
<ChunkySalsa> thats going to leave a mark
<ChunkySalsa> <3
<ChunkySalsa> epic fail

<phrags> hey guys
<Jessia> syug yeh
<phrags> everything ok ?
<Jessia> ? ko gnihtyreve
<BP{k}> phrags: kick ban Jessia please :) and thanks :)
<Jessia> ): sknaht dna ): esaelp aisseJ nab kcik :sgarhp
<Zordrak> phrags: yeh. great(!)
<Jessia> )!(taerg .hey :sgarhp
* ChanServ gave operator status to phrag
* ChanServ gave operator status to phrags
* Jessia left (Killed (idoru (Spam is off topic on freenode.)))
<Zordrak> lol
<surrounder> yay
<phrags> someone beat me to it =P
<Zordrak> too little too late buddy :)
<Necos> woohoo!
<Necos> oper-killed
<phrags> well i did *just* get into work, give me a break =P

in 3 minutes...

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<phrags> removepkg, upgradepkg
<Guest85315> gkpedargpu ,gkpevomer
<Necos> holy hell
<Guest85315> lleh yloh
<Necos> it's back >.>
<Guest85315> >.> kcab s'ti
* ChanServ gave operator status to phrags
* phrags banned *!*@60.52.107.88
* slackboy kicked Guest85315 from ##slackware (Banned)
<phrags> i'll be here all day =P
<surrounder> phrags saves the day!
<Zordrak> if anyone reported Jessia to an oper please report the hostmask to the same oper
<surrounder> phrags: do you wear a cape ? that would be awesome

<+antler> um, i'm a speedo's guy year round. i wear them to the mall to work, etc.
<+antler> thongs are a little too much to wear out

< rworkman> chess: glad to see you alive too :)
< chess> rworkman: hey Robby! :-) how ya doin?
< rworkman> chess: busy as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
< XGizzmo> We need to go out and buy lotto tickets
* jkwood brings out the lemon barrel
< rworkman> hehe
* rworkman is afraid to ask why jkwood has a lemon barrell.
< jkwood> It's the ##slackware lemon barrel.
< rworkman> ah
< jkwood> For special occasions.
< XGizzmo> Don't ask..... Please don't.

< Shuren> today was released an upgrade for emacs... but in the ftp tree i found only the x86_64 release... is that a mistake?
< Shuren> err... my mistake or patrick one?
< thrice`> it's probably still uploading. such bloat takes awhile, you know
< thrice`> or, still compiling
< BP{k}> thrice`: nah, that's why there was three days between emacs update and the last -current update. ;)
< BP{k}> Shuren: it's a subtle signal one shouldn't be using emacs ;)
< jkwood> The problem is, emacs fights back against being compiled. It's gotten so big even the source code is self-aware.
< mancha> emacs compiles itself
< thrice`> emacs has a build-time dep on emacs?
< NaCl> emacs bootstraps itself?
< mancha> emacs killed chuck norris
< Skywise> its not only recursive, its rentrant and polymorphic
< jkwood> NaCl: Absolutely. It's assumed that emacs is installed, given that it's too heavy for most package management tools to remove.
< Skywise> emacs isn't upgraded, it mutates
< mancha> emacs doesn't change its own code, it just alters the hardware it runs on
< Skywise> you don't learn how to use emacs, it trains you to obey
< pprkut> jkwood: especially on debian based systems, where the number of emacs packages is close to infinity
< Cann0n> when did emacs reach Chuck Norris status?
< Skywise> chuck norris stands for good, emacs acts on its own behalf
< jkwood> emacs is biding its time util the human population is able to sustain its hunger for human flesh.
< mancha> even if you turn your machine off, emacs is still running
< NaCl> I heard that someone got a machine to boot into emacs once
< mancha> if you unplug your cat5, rip out all your wireless nics, irc-over-emacs still works
< jkwood> In the meantime, it eats lost packets and socks. And quantum holes through space.
< raendeer> at least emacs provides its own psychological support
< raendeer> in case it runs you down, just talk to its therapist

<+Cann0n> i've been told i sound like a sissy ass bitch

<+raela> borrowed my roommate's bike two years ago to ride on campus on the sidewals.. bike turned and started going for the curb, but I couldn't turn it, so I had to just stick my feet out and bump down.. fucking hurt when I whacked my crotch on the seat :(

< pprkut> of course. I was just trying to be nice to people like thrice` ;)
* pprkut ducks
* jkwood turkeys
< rob0> Such fowl humor!
< jkwood> rob0: Have I ever told you about my battle with chirpes?
< jkwood> It's a canarial disease, and there's no tweetment.
< jkwood> My ducktor told me I had it, but I think he might be a quack.
< jkwood> He got his tailfeathers all ruffled when I told him to send me his bill.
< rob0> You'll just have to wing it, I guess.
< jkwood> Apparently, I contracted it by committing a cardinal sin.
< jkwood> I should still be able to play baseball though, as it hasn't affected my pidgeon.
< rob0> Robin the cradle? Nothing to crow about.
< jkwood> I'm feeling a little chicken about telling my gullfriend, though.
< jkwood> You're obviously getting bird with this conversation, so Owl drop it like it's hawk.
< rob0> I flew the coop.

<Azeotrope> i know how ubuntu works
<Zordrak> dude.. i nearly snorted my coffee

<+Camarade_Tux> fire|bird: can you bomb me again?
<+fire|bird> !bomb Camarade_Tux
* AgentAnderson stuffs the bomb into Camarade_Tux's Shoe. The display reads [27] seconds.
<@AgentAnderson> Defuse the bomb by using '!fuse element' Try and choose the correct element. There are four elements. They are Radon, Lithium, Promethium and Germanium.
<+lf4> lol
<+Camarade_Tux> !bomb fire|bird
* AgentAnderson points at the bulge in the back of Camarade_Tux's Boxers.
<+Camarade_Tux> !fuse Radon
<+Camarade_Tux> !bomb fire|bird
-!- Camarade_Tux was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by AgentAnderson [snip...*BOOM!*. (185 green bottles hanging on the wall)]
* AgentAnderson stuffs the bomb into Camarade_Tux's Bra. The display reads [24] seconds.
<@AgentAnderson> Defuse the bomb by using '!fuse element' Try and choose the correct element. There are seven elements. They are Helium, Hydrogen, Titanium, Lithium, Radon, Germanium and Promethium.
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<+lf4> Hahaha this should be good
<+Camarade_Tux> how did it react?
<+fire|bird> you'll see
<+Camarade_Tux> ^^
-!- Camarade_Tux was kicked from ##slackware-offtopic by AgentAnderson [*BOOM!*. (186 people had limbs blown off in the most excruciatingly painfull way)]
<+lf4> hahahaha
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<+fire|bird> hahahahahaha