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#1411
Added: 2010-04-15

< binford2k> I'm such a dick
< binford2k> my friend said he was feeling disheartened
< binford2k> I told him to go watch fox
< straterra> Isn't that like..sending someone with AIDS to Africa?


#1410
Added: 2010-04-15

<jess^> saying that java is nice because it works on both server and
client sides is a lot like saying anal sex is nice because it
works on all genders.


#1409
Added: 2010-04-13

<strato_> how can be shure there are no backdoors in slackware
<strato_> did you read and understand the whole code
<KaMii> because you didnt write it strato_


#1408
Added: 2010-04-07

< Peng> I dunno, sniping someone with a rifle remotely sounds tricky.
< SelfishMan> Peng: The Jackal did it
< Peng> And you still have to get the rifle in place.
< SelfishMan> The Jackal used a van
< Peng> Well duh. Bad guys always use vans.
< Peng> And the A-Team. But mostly bad guys.


#1407
Added: 2010-04-01

<Urchlay> I always use the spacebar becase it's a huge target and my thumb's already sitting on top of it


#1406
Added: 2010-04-01

<Zordrak> the frigging second i solve the pxe problem.. this asus mobo is deciding it cant be arsed to read its own bios anymore
<Zordrak> it just powers up the fans and jerks itself off
<alisonken1home> at least it likes itself


#1405
Added: 2010-03-31

<rizitis> I cant edit sudoers file, visudo open the file but I cat write, I think there is a problem with vi and vim at my system. Is there any other safe way to edit sudoers file exept visudo ?
<Zordrak> uh vi /etc/sudoers
<alisonken1noc> visudo has some extra checks to make sure you don't blatantly have an error
<Zordrak> rizitis: you need root to write it
<rizitis> I am root
<alisonken1noc> rizitis, and are you trying to edit it as root or user
<alisonken1noc> ok
<Zordrak> then just open it with any editor
<rizitis> as root
<rizitis> ok I ll try thanks
<rizitis> ok nano did the job so now I have to find what is the problem with vi and vim.
<alienBOB> I use visudo all the time, never any problems
<rizitis> alienBOB, probably I made something wrong...
<rizitis> when I command visudo I cant edit the file only up, down, left and right is working. But even if I stop the program vi still working and only if I kill it it stops..
<alisonken1noc> rizitis, did you put it in edit mode?
<alisonken1noc> when you start vi/visudo - it's in command mode, not edit mode
<rizitis> ops
<rizitis> alisonken1home, how I put it in edit mode, please


#1404
Added: 2010-03-30

<Delahunt> I don't know who Edd is, but he sure gets probed a lot at boot


#1403
Added: 2010-03-29

<raela> acidchild: man, there's no good foot rest with that setup
<acidchild> raela: i have a nice leather foot rest actually
<raela> bah, my feet rest on a psychology textbook.. kept losing the damn cd every time I went to sell it back


#1402
Added: 2010-03-29

<flity> Zordrak: i doubt the symbolic can be created if the hdd if *really* full
<Zordrak> flity: it really easy not understand to you english when your broken so is


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