Tadgy: The problem with pr0n is that my imagination is far far more hard core than any pr0n i've seen. It just doesn't stack up...
Tadgy: (For example, i'm re-watching a Harry Plopper movie - the things I could do to Emma Watson with my wand... :)
Master-Passeli: please, no more details
evanton: screw harry plopper when you have klingons
Master-Passeli: hey please!

<crocket> Oh my god
<crocket> Several web sites are run on the same IP address.
<rworkman> No shit, Sherlock. Welcome to the intarwebs

21:57:22 < crocket> I'm crooked.

Chris: Can I use the condoms I've made out of play dough?
Jacqlyn: No, theyll give you gonorrhea

<axx> g+ hit 10 millions in 2 weeks, not bad
<axx> and fb founder got more followers than google founder

<gamax92> AHHHHHHHHHH I HATE CLIPBOARD
<gamax92> its the worst invention or product micro$oft came out with!
<gamax92> MICR0$0ft Weendowes Sevan

<@serotonin> !8ball Is Olfway_ mad?
<@SirBlocksAlot> serotonin: Outlook good
<+Olfway_> !8ball Does serotonin like it in the butt?
<@SirBlocksAlot> Olfway_: As I see it, yes
<@serotonin> lmao
<+Olfway_> hahahahaha

« crocket» Does slackware use udev and ConsoleKit to dynamically give access to audio to users?
« theborger» it uses speakers

<SimeonK> hi, what's a good distro for a beginner who wants to get familiar with linux commands and that's fast and very simple?
<rgr> SimeonK: the most used one.
<rgr> Ubuntu.
<rgr> #ubuntu
<SimeonK> it's too buggy for me, need something more simple
<rgr> SimeonK: what to you are extra features?
<rgr> do you want a gui?

* hitest lets loose a window rattling fart
* adrien breathes
* dive faints
* Mortvert lights a match
* hitest explodes