+wizzoid | I only played the sims once.. that was enough for me. I had to read thenewspaper to find a job.. and did that. then I had to get a ride to work.. did that. then I set the clock to get up in time to shower and eat before work.. did that. Then I made the mistake of microwaving my breakfast twice out of boredome and my house burned down because I hadn't done the 'cooking training'. So I sat there with my house engulfed in flames as my ride for work was out fromt blowing the horn to pick me up.
+wizzoid | why would I play a game for that kinda stress? I can get that in RL

+eviljames | WAITING FOR UPDATES IS LIKE CANCER

< Hedgework> Trout are NOT as durable bludgeoning tools as one might expect.

<+Slackology> I would suck lime flavored jello from mispwns belly button... just for the record.
<+wiglet> id eat the corn out of her shit

<wiglet> hell, i fap enough to power the entire eastern seaboard

<nanicoar> :<
<nanicoar> sshd started up with PID 1337.
<nanicoar> This makes me uncomfortable.

+BP{k} | Vidi, Vespa, Vesa ... I came, saw a scooter, bought it

< mishehu> I am my own worst segfault.

«+majorsecurit» we asked my mom to cut our cat's nails earlier this week, then today my gf freaks out and thinks my mom is going to hurt our cat when my mom has been cutting cat nails for 20+ years
«+ theborger» majorsecurity: time to get rid of here, and find a new one
«+ tiddy» majorsecurity, the lesson to be learned is never trust your mom with your gf's pussy

<O26rus> svetlana: Idk. Its may be just bed memory or bed operator. In any case I can't do anythind until tomorrow.
<svetlana> Bad memory or bad operator?
<svetlana> bed is КРОВАТЬ, where you sleep
<O26rus> i'm not sure i do it right
<abs60923> почему два русских общаются на английском
<abs60923> на русскоязычном канале
<bender> bed operator
<svetlana> abs, Не знаю, он попросил
<bender> какое цивильное название проститутки :)
<O26rus> svetlana: svetlana we talking about different PCs
<abs> кроватный оператор это сильно

Translated:

<O26rus> svetlana: Idk. Its may be just bed memory or bed operator. In any case I can't do anythind until tomorrow.
<svetlana> Bad memory or bad operator?
<svetlana> bed is BED, where you sleep
<O26rus> i'm not sure i do it right
<abs60923> why are two Russians talking in English
<abs60923> on a Russian channel
<bender> bed operator
<svetlana> abs, I don't know, he asked
<bender> what a civil name for a prostitute :)
<O26rus> svetlana: svetlana we talking about different PCs
<abs> bed operator is a strong thought