* | Beebz is watching Bill Bailey Qualmpeddler and pissing himself laughing.
+BP{k} | Beebz: beats having to do work :)
+Beebz | BP{k}, ahh, work's ok, too... a good balance is required, though
+BP{k} | Beebz: hah absolutely. :) lucky it's only checking a few sites to see if apache hasn't strung itself up in an autoreotical type of way. :)
+Beebz | BP{k}, ... which is a real problem with apache :D
+BP{k} | Beebz: Absolutely :)
+Beebz | it was self-pleasuring itself with a php plugin
+BP{k} | haha
+BP{k} | in some kind of freak erotic albanian horror sex play with mysql?
+Beebz | it was using a mysql ballgag, indeed

yorickpeterse | 4
yorickpeterse | woops
jhass | I've seen better passwords

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< Peng> You need a robot to help you make decisions, MajObviousman.
< Peng> And to help you remember things.
< MajObviousman> I need a robot to help me make decisions
< MajObviousman> but I forget why
< jasonm> You need a robot to help you with brewing more quality beer
< MajObviousman> oh right!
< MajObviousman> I forgot all about that

<GreyGhost1796> does anyone know how to make a password invisible while typing it in to identify my nick?
<GreyGhost1796> weechat
<Dominian> close your eyes
<mxtm> lol

rob0, TommyC, easy, right hand slid one key toward the left.

firebird, rob0, not everyone uses both hands to type.... take wigums for example, he types with his nose.... theborger types with a pencil in his mouth (but he puts it in backwards) ;)

majorsecurity, I'm pretty theborger types with his dick

<karl> Transparent terminals are like clear glass toilets. They sound like a good idea until you use them.

< MajObviousman> I just tried to draw a one-line ASCII hammer, but it ended up looking like a penis
< MajObviousman> I'm so ashamed

sodomy, I bet there's some good shit in there that doesn't get seen very often.
theborger, sodomy: in your pants?

theborger, no one has been in sodomy pants for 20 years.

theborger, that person was his mom, she quickly super glued them on.

wigums, lol we were playing round up out in the woods once and my buddy had to take a shit so we gave him poison oak to wipe his ass with.
wigums, poor kid, got it all on his ass dick and balls