< Half-Left> Human's are as dirty as animals
< Half-Left> In fact even more so
< nullboy> right but i don't drag my cornhole across the carpet

< heret|c> i like my cars like i like my women. small, but with plenty of curves
< infernal_jesus> heret|c: I thought you were gonna say big and with enough entrances for 4 people.. :P

< Invert314> law school would suit my personality perfectly, but the entrance exams are too hard
< rworkman> In law enforcement, that's known as a clue.

< tuxq> You know those empty shells from earlier? I just went and shot them off.. primer cap only... still a good 110dB
< tuxq> i recorded it too, from the front yard's microphone -- shot it in the backyard
< nemith> still unemployed eh?

< oneforall> seen
<@slackboy> Um, oneforall, it might help if you ask me about _someone_...
< mwalling> seen oneforall's brain
<@slackboy> Why are you bothering me with questions about oneforall's brain, mwalling?
< rworkman> HAHA

< anavel> Dominian, slapping ppl once an hour ?
< Dominian> anavel: sure
< Dominian> which reminds me..
* Dominian slaps anavel
* fred87 slaps anavel
* mwalling slaps anavel

< qudama> is there a tool in slack to convert tar.gz into tgz?
< rworkman> qudama: mv
< nullboy> lol

< andarius> [nichole] kidman has nice legs
< Straterra> so does whats-his-face
< Straterra> Brad pitt

< NetEcho_> man this is painful
< Straterra> Masturbating with that cheese grater again?
< Straterra> I told you that was a bad idea

< andarius> he who uses slackware is on the path to enlightenment. he who can decrypt the readme has found the light