Seth: well, it's official.. the world is run by idiots and their lawyers.. the end of 'death race', movie about racing to get out of prison, cars with weapons, etc.. says (paraphrased) 'do not try to duplicate anything you saw in this movie.. it is dangerous'

From a /. discussion on RIM:
AC: Once Obama pulls all the troops back from Iraq, they can invade Canada. :-)

Shakrai: Pffft, easier said than done. If you think an Iraqi insurgent with an IED is a tough adversary just wait until you see a Canadian with a hockey stick..... besides, I don't think the Baldwin family can afford a war with Canada ;)

< jkwood> Yes, that sucks.
< jkwood> Whoops... wrong window.
< mwalling> failbus is comming to town
< Isvara> jkwood is the driver
< Isvara> mwalling is sitting on the back seat licking the window

< jkwood> OH GAWD SO MUCH BLOOD EVERYWHERE ITS ON THE CEILING ITS ALL OVER
<@mikegrb> careful jkwood
<@mikegrb> I almost akilled you due to reflexes

[ b4] ah crap
[ b4] -__
[ b4] i think someone forkbombed my vps
[ tjfontaine] 'someone' is you?

Out of the blue, but not entirely unexpected:
< straterra> im wearing my gf's thong

<nickbuonanno> ROFL:ROFL:ROFL:ROFL
<nickbuonanno> __^__
<nickbuonanno> L L __/ |_\\
<nickbuonanno> =O====__ \\__\\
<nickbuonanno> L L \\_______)
<nickbuonanno> _I___I_,

<HoopyCat> i can tell tonight's dinner is going to be spicy, as my wife is alternating between coughing and swearing about the potency of my jalapenis

<@tasaro> THE SECRET IS IN THE INTERNET CONNECTION! </billiemays>
< Nivex> THE SECRET IS IN URMOM!
< straterra> Nivex: the secret is my penis?
< Nivex> straterra: it's a secret because noone can find it!
< straterra> Nivex: because..its in your mom
< straterra> Go look
< Nivex> sorry, my microscope is in the shop
< straterra> Don't masturbate with it so much and it'll last longer.

< dive> echo shitdown > /sys/power/disk
< rk4n3> lol
< dive> lol shitdown doh
< rk4n3> interesting typo :)
< thrice`> :)
< rk4n3> I suggest you redirect to /sys/toilet