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#2286
Added: 2025-03-31

<zen_desu> then you have also started losing your mind
<ayecee> nice
<yegorc> turns out you have to be smart to get wireguard working
<zen_desu> wait until you try openvpn
<yegorc> openvpn is proprietary, not in my house
<lusciouslover> im literally monitoring your steam account as we speak
<yegorc> lusciouslover: really? i haven't used steam in a while, and don't plan to anymore like ever, i wonder if it's right
<lusciouslover> why did you stop using steam
<yegorc> because i grew up? games got boring
<ayecee> that's not growing up
<ayecee> that's burnout


#2284
Added: 2025-03-17

<Tadgy> ]#
<Tadgy> rt
<wgreenhouse> good day, Tadgy's cat


#2283
Added: 2025-02-18

ox_: ive been ordering and returning a boomerang to amazon for 3 years...under reason for return i write "get it?"
ThePendulum: are they amused
ThePendulum: I'll grant you, it's a pretty aboriginal idea
ox_: i thouht it wasa pretty hi koalaty


#2281
Added: 2025-01-20

<Urchlay> I do know this: printf() was faster than cout, last time I benchmarked it (a while ago now... I just got curious is all)
<TommyC> it is faster, much faster
<TommyC> std::cout is a derived class with 2 or 3 base classes
<Urchlay> yah. so c++ demands you use the slower and (IIRC) more bloated solution to comply with some kind of platonic ideal
<Urchlay> (or is it aristotelean? I really can't remember which dead greek guy is which right now)
<TommyC> soc++rates<Urchlay> you win


#2280
Added: 2025-01-20

<hmw[at]> #http isn't a place of fun.
<Kaosifer> Why is that?
<PlanckWalk> Probably people there read the HTTP spec. Anyone would be not-fun after that.


#2277
Added: 2024-06-28

<drijen> hows it going everyone
<Epakai> queues are short, but delays are long


#2276
Added: 2024-05-29

<wntr> im gonna be real i just want a computer that turns on and i dont have the will to do configuration anymore
* phy1729 hands wntr a chromebook
<wntr> honestly yeah, kinda
<Epakai> I've heard good things about the commodore 64


#2275
Added: 2024-05-16

<Piraty> features: ... Thread safe (really this time)
<aedinius> We can thread if we want to, we can leave blocking IO behind, but if your libs don't lock (and it seems they don't lock) then they're no libs of mine.


#2274
Added: 2024-03-18

<oreo639> You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?


#2273
Added: 2024-03-15

13:40 <aperron> sleep is a myth
13:40 <aperron> I haven't slept in 17 years and I'm a vibrantly productive corpse


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