<KaMii> ok, this lappy has some weird hardware malfunction with the sandybridge opteron

<redcheckers> btw. any of you guys got any thoughts on how to get super cheap airfare?
<gheraint> become aircrew
<CableNinja> redcheckers: stuff yourself in a bag?
<redcheckers> gheraint doesnt that require like background checks and an oath to not become religious?

curiousgeorge │ what i was doing initially was pointing slackpkg at a local copy of the install dvd
curiousgeorge │ but then i tried one of the mirrors and suddenly there were all these upgrades  ;)
adaptr │ yes, sorry we couldn't fit those on your dvd

<datadevil> if you install nothing even a 6 year old server is fast :-P
<wolfy> datadevil: even faster if you just let it drop for a high-enough building

<+CaptObviousman> so: rewrite ^(:?/(en|fr|de))?/?(.*)$ /index.php?cultureKey=$1&q=$2 last;
<+CaptObviousman> dear god, that rewrite looks like emacs had some bad chili and barfed all over nginx

<+MajObviousman> awwwwwkward
* MajObviousman was browsing Facebook and discovered an old girlfriend is now engaged. To another woman.
<+aceofspades19> you made her go lez!
<+MajObviousman> I fucked the straight right out of her!

(+  theborger) i can handle a bull in my ass :D

+Olfway │ i'd like to thank my mom for making the sweet tea
+adrien │ which is a pearl necklace of course
+Olfway │ and my girlfriend for not putting out so id have to watch porn... which prepared me for the task of pissing on a fire
+Olfway │ well im out for the night
+Olfway │ later y'all

< the_axis> there was more room in our heads before the internet
< notKlaatu> prior to the internet my english scores were below average.
< notKlaatu> after the internet I was getting A's
< pegwole> Prior to the internet something something something below average after the internet something something something porn.

<+aceofspades19> Olfway: my cavalier can beat your tahoe off the line any day of the week
<+aceofspades19> better power curve ftw
<+Olfway> but my Tahoe can haul your cavalier anywhere when it breaks any day of the week :)

<d4wnr4z0r> then again, Jobs did want the interface to be so pretty the user wanted to lick it.

<KaMii> exitlight: whats going to happen?  will the aliens abduct me and stick things up my back side?

<Stoo> I agree re: complaning... let it go.  In fact, it might be beneficial.  Slackware will soon see an influx of hipster users - "my distro doesn't even have a website... no one knows about it!"
<Stoo> "I was using it before the server was online"

+Soul_keeper | I remember losing it as a kid and going around taking everyone's valve stem covers off their tires          
+Soul_keeper I got caught with like 100+ of them  
+theborger   damn Soul_keeper you were one bad ass mother i see :D

+nyteowl │ when guessing the wife's weight take the first number you thought of, divide it in half then deduct another 10%. That will ensure your survival

<+MajObviousman> death is kinda fatal

«      sharvey» is the slackware site down?

....

«         jg71» hardware failure cos the FBI agents dropped the server!
               jg71 looks at crocket
«       petar^» how is crocket involved in the fbi and stuff
«       Junius» he's a speshul agent

<+Olfway> @8ball does aceofspades19 suck dick for coke?
< subnetNinja> Olfway, my thoughts are maybe
<+Olfway> lmfao
<+aceofspades19> sucking dick would probably be better than my current job come
                      to think of it

+Olfway │ I wonder how a dog would react to having pop rocks in it's mouth...
@firebird │ Olfway, well, how much do you value your limbs that it could potentially bite off? :)
+Olfway │ i think it would be too concerned with what the fuck i just poped in it's mouth
+Olfway │ wait...
+Olfway │ awh fuck
* │ Olfway jsut realised how that was phrased

22:35 < Zordrak> athlon64 x2 5600+, 4GiB DDR2-800, nVidia GeForce 8400 GS, Creative X-Fi Fatal1ty, Slackware-current, xbmc-11.0_Eden (Final), LG 42LD490
22:37 < theborger> nice. should work good. you going to stream high deff?
22:39 < Tadgy> I didn't know goatpr0n.com was streaming HD :)
22:43 < Zordrak> i cant stream hd
22:43 < Zordrak> only got 3meg