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<drijen> our netbrain instances run on elastisearch
<maldridge> you're surprised?
<drijen> no, but surprised they are moving so flipping slow
<maldridge> java is the COBOL of business
<poprocks> the filesystem that only allows Canadian Content?
<maldridge> I think
<phy1729> you aren't sure?
<maldridge> I type show route
<maldridge> and the routes are there
<maldridge> I don't ask further questions as to how
<perro> sounds like jenga
<phy1729> except for the data being crap
<phy1729> which seems like a typical webdev thing
<perro> it's more expensive there overall, too, yeah?
<drijen> hawaii is not a paradise
<perro> not everywhere can be richardson
<+tinsoldier> ⏱﹖﹥ Puzzle hint: _ h_ L_ _ _ _ _ _
<+tinsoldier> ⏱﹖﹥ Time's up. The answer was 'The Letter A'.
<maldridge> well how else will they plug them into microsoft access
<^m> come on i just ate