<+antiwire> what's up with cigarettes after sex? I'm not a smoker but what is the deal with that?
<+aceofspades19> antiwire: well if you actually had sex you'd know

@trhodes │ @brainfuck --input "Heya Folks!" ",>,>,>,>,>,>,>,>,>,>,.<++++.----<<<<< <<<-.+.>>>>>>++..-<------.>>>.>+++++++++++,.<<<<<<.>>.>>."
@AgentAnderson │ trhodes: Error: Input too short.
+edman007 │ that's what she said
@trhodes │ lmao
+hitest │ lol

<andarius> I will be deploying a new load in a few weeks most likely

<+kgs> I woke up today... jerked off... and got some coffee. When I came back into my room it smelled like a sewer.

< pegwole> Integgroll: Not BobbyJosh, different cousin.
< pegwole> He sent me a text saying "we got wi fi now u shud have it to cuz i told the guy to point the antenna your way"
< pegwole> He lives across town.
< pegwole> He also asked me how a router works...
< Integgroll> pegwole: you are a rarity among the inbred.

< four_20> where's Olfway?
< Sammies843> idk.
< four_20> he aint answerin the fone, he may be taking a shit
(13 minutes later)
< Olfway> sorry, i was taking a shit, lmfao

* Olfway is almost done with the SlackBuild
<+sero> Olfway's making a slackbuild....Hell HAS to have frozen over.....
<+sero> !weather Hell, MI
<@SirBotsAlot> As of 2012-01-22 02:34:00 +0000, Hell, MI (Hell, MI) has a temperature of -11C/12F with Humidity: 84%. Wind: N at 0 mph (0.0 km/h). Oh, and it's Clear.
<+sero> yup, look at that.

«+aceofspades1» well it gets this cold about once a year
«+        dive» yeah it's called 'winter'

<+nooper> wow latest adobe flash update requires a windows restart
<+adaptr> doesn't every friggin update require that ?
<+adaptr> you virgin you
<+Olfway> ¬.¬
<+nooper> most of them dont anymore, adaptr
<+adaptr> you must not use winturd as much as I do
<@dive> "You moved the mouse. Windows must restart for changes to take effect."

<+Olfway> @figlet 8=====D
<@SirFrostAlot> ---.. ? ? ? ? ? -..
<+Olfway> wtf...
<+sero> see, even the bot knows your dick ain't that big....

<+aceofspades19> okay this chick today called me and said her screen wasn't working, so I was like try press the on button, it worked again
<+aceofspades19> I was like ..

* theborger is going to make a pkgmgr for slackware called Olfway, so i can sey Olfway fetch :D

< Urchlay> heh. Even more hilarious: on slackware, /bin/kill comes from util-linux. Whose documentation says its kill is deprecated in favor of the kill from procps. Slack has the procps package, but there's no kill command in it.
< Urchlay> you learn something new (and usually useless) every day.
< Skaperen> Urchlay: maybe it's because util-linux's /bin/kill leaves zombies?
< Skaperen> not completely dead
< Urchlay> where's my shotgun? I can take care of your zombie problem :)

<+sero> WTFuckFacts: The loudest snore was recorded at 93 db - Louder than a car engine.
<+theborger> must of been my wife

< cliched> just fuck off if you dont have anything good to input
< bikcmp> cliched: watch the language
< cliched> your not an admin
< bikcmp> cliched: actually, i am
-!- mode/#terraria [+o bikcmp] by ChanServ
< bikcmp> -!- (313) bikcmp :Server Administrator
< bikcmp> :-)

+adrien | hitest: also, you've got a very wise daughter ;-)
+hitest | yep
+hitest | she takes after her mother
+hitest | :)
+adrien | huh?
+adrien | her mother married you, she can't be wise
+adrien |  :p
+hitest | haha
+hitest | ++
+hitest | good one

<new_at_slackware> I havent used windows for 2 years now, just various distros of linux...and I still dont have a clue...Its like being homeless...i dig it!

fuzzbawl: I had to re-prioritize my to-do list after making "re-prioritize my to-do list" a priority
fuzzbawl: and now I can scratch off the "be an ass" item for today
Boss: true
fuzzbawl: did you just call me an ass?
Boss: false
fuzzbawl: wonder how long you can talk in boolean values
Boss: undefined
fuzzbawl: lol

<+Dominian> aceofspa1es19: You sir, can fuck right off
+aceofspa1es19> Dominian: go fuck yourself with a knife
<+Dominian> aceofspa1es19: go fuck yourself with a rotary dialed phone
<+adaptr> Dominian: is he allowed to take the horn separately ?
<+Dominian> adaptr: nope
<+Dominian> all at once
<+Dominian> He's a big enough asshole, it should fit

< thrice`> black belt + shoes are appropriate for charcoal pants, no?
< thrice`> looks weird to me
< BP{k}> why are your pants charcoaled? or don't we want to know? ;)
< andarius> To soak up the pee :o